Wow, you must have a lot of free time. I try to get out of the bathroom at quickly as I can. There are others in this house that require the use of the bathroom.
Guys who are lightening quick in the crapper, usually start smelling pretty ripe within 4 hours, once they raise a sweat.
I have always been a quick crapper, the turdz literally explode forth from my bowels. but in the past 8 years or so I've become much more meticulous in my clean up routine. Taking wet paper towels into the stall with me even in public restrooms.
Ideally, I crap last thing before bed each night, then take a good shower each morning, doing a "first knuckle" reaming, while in the shower. Then after i dry off, I powder my crack liberally with gold bond medicated powder (the mentholated stuff really makes that sphincter pucker). Then, I use Tuscany mens cologne, and spray one good spurt on each shoulder and another topically across my azZ crack, and I'm fresh all day. I could actually shove my bum in your face, and you wouldn't smell anything bad.
After all that, I actually hate to have to use the restroom at work, or any other place before I go home. I just don't feel like I can get adequately clean unless there is water and scrubbing involved.
Ohhh, three sheets, as in roll roll rip, roll roll rip, roll roll rip. For some reason I was thinking three squares of toilet paper (Sheryl Crow maybe)...
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I have always been a quick crapper, the turdz literally explode forth from my bowels.
but in the past 8 years or so I've become much more meticulous in my clean up routine. Taking wet paper towels into the stall with me even in public restrooms.
Ideally, I crap last thing before bed each night, then take a good shower each morning, doing a "first knuckle" reaming, while in the shower. Then after i dry off, I powder my crack liberally with gold bond medicated powder (the mentholated stuff really makes that sphincter pucker). Then, I use Tuscany mens cologne, and spray one good spurt on each shoulder and another topically across my azZ crack, and I'm fresh all day. I could actually shove my bum in your face, and you wouldn't smell anything bad.
After all that, I actually hate to have to use the restroom at work, or any other place before I go home. I just don't feel like I can get adequately clean unless there is water and scrubbing involved.
I want a bidet.