Assuming this thread IS supposed to be about all forms of suckyness, I'll start: "Farts" that end up being more than just farts. I believe the proper term is "shart". These definitely suck. The key is to catch them before they reach your underwear, and then they're not terrible, but sometimes that's not always possible.
OMG you let some crippled up old lady hold a door for you as you raced by her?? I'm surprised you did not just kick her to the curb as you passed by. Pokey ass bitch in your way.
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