Both are natural bodily functions, neither are offensive or joyful. It's also not like one or the other can relieve the same problem since one is the release of air from the upper GI tract whereas the other expels a gas from the lower GI tract
Never, closest ever was at 16 while taking the mile and a half walk home from work, 10pm at night, walking under the trainyard on a side street, no stores, no houses.. had to "go" bad.. ended up running up the cinders of one of the viaduct embankments and dropped trou... cop a squat and poop away. Was also able to find some discarded newspaper pages scattered about, grabbed up a few of them as TP.. otherwise I would have taken off my tighty whiteys to whip my arse, then pitch them out and continue home commando style...
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Both are natural bodily functions, neither are offensive or joyful. It's also not like one or the other can relieve the same problem since one is the release of air from the upper GI tract whereas the other expels a gas from the lower GI tract
So.. Never